Thomas Jefferson walks in a bar with Newt Gingrich on his shouldersBartender says, "Who's the arrogant windbag?"Jefferson says, "That's Newt Gingrich."The bartender says, "I was talking to Newt Gingrich."Is that a hidden agenda in your pocketOr are you just happy to see me?Are you moving on into the 50s?Do you hear Lincoln turning over in his grave?That's the Republican RevolutionWealth care, fun control, public broad bashingTraveling Republican salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouseSays, "I got a flat tire while I was slashing your subsidies."Farmer says, "Come on in, but keep away from my daughter."And in the morning he finds the salesman in bed with Rupert MurdochIs that a hidden agenda in your pocketOr are you just happy to see me?Are you moving on into the 50s?Do you hear Lincoln turning over in his grave?That's the Republican RevolutionWealth care, fun control, public broad...bashingFeed the hungry... to the dogsHelp the homeless... aerospace executivesSave the schools... for those who can afford themMake this nation one... big country club!Martin Luther King had a dream that someday all peopleWould be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their characterAnd I have a dream, 'cept I'm not me, I'm Bruce WillisAnd I'm taking over CubaAnd suddenly I can't remember my lines, and my pants fall downIs that a hidden agenda in your pocketOr are you just happy to see me?Are you moving on into the 50s?Do you hear Lincoln turning over in his grave?That's the Republican RevolutionWealth care, fun control, snivel rights, public broad bashing...
